Stonkey, AKA "stick-donkey," is a verb, noun and adjective pertaining to an individual's use of the barbiturate alprazolam, colloquially known by the production brand XANAX. Depending on the proliferation of xanny use, the individual becomes more or less stonkeyish. A stonkey isn't necessarily an ass, but commonly you can find stonkeys wreaking havoc at parties after drinking alcohol. A stonkey loves to be stonkeyed, and xanax is to stonkeys as oats are to donkeys.
That dude is such a stonkey.
Dude, let's go get stonkied.
My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
Dude, let's go get stonkied.
My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
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The state of being when a person is tired which causes them to be irritable.
(e.g. the time after one has awakened but but before one has gotten their coffee)
(e.g. the time after one has awakened but but before one has gotten their coffee)
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