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Stonkey

Stonkey, AKA "stick-donkey," is a verb, noun and adjective pertaining to an individual's use of the barbiturate alprazolam, colloquially known by the production brand XANAX. Depending on the proliferation of xanny use, the individual becomes more or less stonkeyish. A stonkey isn't necessarily an ass, but commonly you can find stonkeys wreaking havoc at parties after drinking alcohol. A stonkey loves to be stonkeyed, and xanax is to stonkeys as oats are to donkeys.
That dude is such a stonkey.

Dude, let's go get stonkied.

My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.
by G.O.A.T.123 May 22, 2016
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Stonkey

Sentence- yo i hooked up with this chick last night and she had that stonkey ass.

Person 1- did you hook up with that braud last night.

Person 2- ya it sucked she had a stonkey
by pmill February 17, 2009
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Slokey

The state of being when a person is tired which causes them to be irritable.

(e.g. the time after one has awakened but but before one has gotten their coffee)
I'm feeling slokey today

Man, you're acting really slokey. You need some coffee ASAP
by Donnysdefinitions April 22, 2018
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Stonkey

The same as being stoned or high.
Let's get stonkey tonight
those bong hits got her pretty stonkey
by dddd5 June 30, 2018
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Slowkey

A word used to combine slowly and lowkey.
That’s so slowkey man!
by Hollybrook April 15, 2021
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Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.
by Man Handel August 9, 2021
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Stonkey

When Anybody but in particular a Female who has a fat pudging stomach which sticks out farther than their rear assets...(the Booty)....
That gurl aint got no booty, but she got a Stonkey on her (booty in the front)....
by JizzJuice44**88 August 24, 2009
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