softypunch

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites April 23, 2011

softypunch

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

by sloan huchites May 8, 2011

Softy

The stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused penis, this is called a softy

Bruce: "Yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday".

Joe: " Oh thats pretty nasty"

Bruce: "Yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy"

by Joe Merks January 27, 2008

Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

slooty

a slutty girl. sloots

That chick slept with like a million guys, she's real slooty.

by krissy January 11, 2005

Softy

a person that is unusually soft. Usually male with female characteristics.

Phil, you are softer then butter in a microwave.
You are a softy, like snorlax

by who not me April 26, 2010

slotty

slutty

see also: homewrecker, hoe!, slut, skank,prostitue and general whore

shes so slotty

by pops June 11, 2004