Slomosexual 

That gay retarded kid in the back of the class

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual

Slomosexual by The guac crusader June 4, 2020

Stansexual 

The sexual attraction to Stan.

A Stansexual person.

"Bro, I think I'm Stansexual."
"Really? I am too!"

Stansexual by Mawtini September 8, 2020

slaysexual 

being attracted only to people who slay

“ i’m slaysexual so this isn’t going to work between us” (said to someone who does not slay)

slaysexual by xoxohailey June 26, 2022

seansexual 

an undeniable, gut-wrenching, sexuality-threatening attraction to your best friend sean thats goes beyond platonic, romantic or even familial love.

S: you love your best friend sean? oh my god what even are you?!
T: im seansexual.

seansexual by nft trader July 21, 2022

spornsexual 

an academic term originating in the mid-2010s that is used to describe a straight man who is “fragranced, buffed, ripped, groomed, and selfie-adoring.”

Ever since a couple ladies told Evan he's good looking he's become a total spornsexual.

spornsexual by anonymous September 21, 2022

Slabsexual 

Having the sexual attraction to bricks

Hey did you hear Tom was slabsexual.
Wait Tom likes bricks?

Slabsexual by DeadFrost May 8, 2024

Spoonsexual 

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

Spoonsexual by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025