Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Slinky

Adjective, describing someone as wiry and flexible. A skinny person. Someone likely to flip over.

Slinky girls are so much fun, they are energetic and love to bend over backwards.

by vosenterprises January 15, 2015

Slinky

Pulling off a god-like move in tetris

*Mel puts the tetramino down in a tough position and clears 4 rows at once* "My gosh that was slinky!"

by wannabetetrisgod June 10, 2010

THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

by Bam068 May 4, 2018

Stinky Slinky

A well used and bad smelling RV sewer hose.

Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"

Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."

by Vent172 January 19, 2015

Slinky in the Stinky

Use of a slinky toy for anal penetration

Josh: I gave myself a slinky in the stinky

by WhyAmIHere?? December 1, 2019

slinky tits

A set of fun bags that are so droopy that they walk down the stairs before she does.

Chris, your girl needs to wear a bra. Her slinky tits are hanging out of the bottom of her dress.

by phildees January 30, 2007