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the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.
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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
by Nghia February 2, 2006
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Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
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Booty snuggling

Booty snuggling is a closer way of snuggling.
The act of booty snuggling is usually shared between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Clothes remain on however the two participants are usually sitting down as opposed to lying down.
Booty snuggling normally consists of hand-holding, head-nuzzling, arms over shoulders, and general closeness.
It can be used for emotional comfort or for pleasure.
It is most often performed in the movie theater, at home on a quiet afternoon, or whenever the two participants see fit.
It's name comes from the way the two participants are so close, like the two halves of a butt.
Girl 1: "what did you do last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "we didn't feel like going out so my boyfriend and I just stayed home, watched a movie, and spend the night booty snuggling"
by MeowCats February 16, 2014
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hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!
by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004
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Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
by george f November 17, 2006
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Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.
Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
by Botched Toe September 16, 2018
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