sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016

Separate the hogs

To go to the bathroom

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.

by google.comorg February 20, 2021

married and separated

IN BRIEF: Married and keep to self.

NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009

mechanically seperated chicken

The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).

WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!

by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

Seperation anxiety

Separation anxiety is when someone is afraid of being separated from a particular person, persons, or even a pet. While many people associate separation anxiety with children, adults can experience the condition as well

Freddy : dont leave or im going to be a dick !
Jol: Seperation anxiety bad !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 30, 2019

sleepretend

The person who pretend to sleep in a bus or a train since they don't want to give their seats to the elders or the handicapped.

A: Mate. Today i was so tired but i gave my seat to an elder.

B: Why didn't you sleepretend?

by bonapart park September 14, 2009