smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

slampede

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede

All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!

by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011

Slammin' Wagon

A vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.

Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."

by kingoftheslammers July 13, 2012

Scammer

One who does everything in his/her power to steal from another, usually by means of trickery, deceit, and force. With the accesibility and anonymousity that the internet provides, scammers have become increasingly prevalent in modern times. Usually driven by personal greed or even outright amusement, they are unhindered by sympathy or morals and are the very face of human corruption.

Everywhere on ebay, d2jsp, craigslist, diablo ii, guild wars, neopets, runescape, wow, guild wars, and virtually anywhere else you can imagine.

Vadoff: Fuck scammers

by Vadoff September 30, 2008

Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that is for blacking out, its a 40 Oz of any beer that you drink halfway and fill it up with a four loko.

Yo do you want to play edward forty hands with sidewalk slammers and blackout?

by Blackout Nixon October 14, 2018

Slammin

1. adj. Something which is very good.
2. vt. to inject a drug intravenously

1. "Dude, this Lobster Bisque is SLAMMIN"
2. "SLAMMIN dope is not what it used to be."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

shammer

The act of not giving a damn and doing as little as possible.

Shammers are usually lazy people that smoked lots of weed back in the day and joined the Army, thus becoming shit bags and shamming out on everything. Shammers also carry around a belief of FBGM.

by Remised July 1, 2011