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dreamgirl blackjack

A prank game invented by Zack Parsons and friends. It was later posted on SomethingAwful.Com. The objective of the game is appear as a dream girl on an online chat and begin to lay as many "cards" which include disturbing little facts that keep increasing in their level of disturbing until the other chatter leaves. The person who wins is the one who can lay as many cards until the other chatter leaves.
"Auron86: so what kind of music u like?

Heather: oh a little bit of everything

Auron86: lol havy metal?

Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(

Auron86: whats wrong???

Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.

Auron86: OMG" ~Zack Parsons, Dreamgirl Blackjack Article on SomethingAwful.com
by Tsumagel May 8, 2010
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slackajacking

Jon got the number from that chick two weeks ago and he still hasn't called. He's slackajacking.
by Lerebreezy March 18, 2009
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Snackpacking

You present your victim with a pudding Snack Pack and they must ingest at lightning speed, in one sitting. The "All Ages" icing.
A: Yo son you just got SNACKPACKED!!
R: What is this? What?
A: You chug it.
R: No, I'm not going to do that.
A: I bet the first guy to get iced didn't say no.
R: Alright, I'll give it a shot.
A: That's a snackpacking.
by AML January 17, 2013
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Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"
by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011
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slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.
Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
by DPdaix October 27, 2006
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Shackback

Derived from the word shack and flashback, a shackback is the act of reminiscing about shacks from weekends past. Shackbacks are usually shared with the two individuals who shacked together. See shack. Because shacking occurs commonly when both parties are intoxicated, conversations or actions that took place during and before the shack are easily lost in the fog of drunken memory, and thus, (attempting) to recall events from a particular shack can be quite humorous, if not slightly embarrassing.
G1: Last weekend's shack with you was spectacular!

G2: Indeed! I could say the same for you darling! I don't recall all too much from that night because I was totally smashed. But I remember dropping you into a bike rack while carrying you out to the taxi before we got back to the house!

G1: So that's why I have such an unsightly bruise on my hip! Ha ha ha! Oh, shackbacks!
by Sir Gregors November 28, 2009
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slacksocks

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!
" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks
by peon123 December 6, 2011
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