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skype goggles

The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.
Yo, dude must have skype goggles on because that girl isn't that attractive.
by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009
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Skypesturbation

Skypesturbation is the term for masturbating while engaged in communication while using Skype internet telephony; usually involving video.
"This Canadian girl and I have been doing marathon, 3 hour skypesturbation session!"
by mobbSF November 1, 2009
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Skype Sync

To use the popular online telecommunication application with another friend to sync web pages or videos and view them at the same time; to simulate being with each other in the same room listening to each other's comments, frustrations, laughter, ect.
Dude, my new Youtube video uploaded, Skype Sync?
by compnerd311 June 15, 2009
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Skype Hangover

When you have a really loud, crazy, fun Skype call with everyone involved laughing and screaming and joking for a really long time, typically late into the night, and then the next morning, you wake up with a sore throat and hoarse voice from said screaming and laughing.
That call the other night was fun and all, but I got a major Skype hangover. I had to whisper everything so my fucking throat wouldn't kill me.
by Fabulous Octopus May 31, 2016
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Skinny Skyping

Skyping with someone special while both parties are intentionally naked.
My boyfriend has been on the road so long that we have resorted to skinny skyping until he gets home. It's the next best thing to being there.
by SteelerPP February 18, 2011
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Skype Crack

The act of mooning someone when answering a skype call.
Dude, I totally skype cracked your mum last night
by Nearchow November 1, 2010
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Skype Noise

The noise heard during an awkward silence of a Skype session made by a puny little undersized midget baby internet-gnome that seperates the 2 Skyper's connection in LaLa Land playing a 5-note xylophone. Everyone has their own, feel free to name him/her.
Jake-Did you hear that Skype Noise again?
Dusti-You can hear that also, I though I was crazy!
annoyingwtfgnome
by jakeakajts November 5, 2009
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