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skrumpy

being scruffy and frumpy at the same time; looking like you just rolled out of bed.
You didn't take a shower? You look so skrumpy today.

I'm so hungover. Fuck it, I'll just wear my sweats and go to class all skrumpy.
by nina b. March 28, 2008
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Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.
Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020
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Grumpy Stumpy

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.
Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class
by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022
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skuppy

A shortened version of Skinny Puppy, an post-early industrial band.
by Maex April 17, 2006
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Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.
Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!
by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018
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skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.
"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"
by James Peters January 21, 2006
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stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010
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