Skullfucking

Skullfucking is a ward to describe repeatedly jamming your two inch pinch into any open area of the skull, (Eye Socket, Mouth, Ear, etc)

I was Skullfucking Jennifer last night, and my dick bled

by Ery's Toe September 17, 2016

Skullfuck

To smoke a cigarette/cigarillo until it is down to the filter and then taking one last drag, therefore, fucking your skull.

Jason: Are you finished with that smoke?
Andrew: Yeah.
Pat: Skullfuck that shit, pussy.

by StonedTaco January 9, 2009

skullfuck

The delicate act of separating the jaw from a decapitated head (taking care to keep the tongue in tact) and then proceeding to "fuck" the esophagus; therefore fucking just the skull.

"I went to the cemetery last week and found an excellent skullfuck!"

"The best time for a proper skullfuck is when the hole has been aged for about 15-25 years of age."

"She looks like premium skullfuck material."

by pylons June 9, 2014

Skullfucker

One who has sex with my brother. Shudder.

Skull got fucked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

SKULLFUCK

SKULLFUCKS will get ya FUCKED. best ordered in durty guttural voice.

Jagërmeister, Tequila, splash of lemonade and a grape.

if you don't have any jaeger, then you can just have a FUCK instead. theyr pretty good too.

-Oi, let's go get some SKULLFUCKSSSSSSS!!!
-i love a good skullfuck
-what, no grapes, fuuuck
-áfter we've had these SKULLFUCKS, let's got get some SNORTskies
-SKULLSkies

by nolte August 7, 2008

Governmentally Skullfucked

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

Skullfucked with a goat

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!

Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."

by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006