Skumpt

When you get your head caved in by the kettle crew on cod

“We just SKUMPT them kids”

by Ellis ditchburn June 13, 2020

skimp

To give less than is expected.

The cafeteria skimps out and gives me a lame spork.

by Dusty April 12, 2005

skrimp

n. ebonic for shrimp, prawns or crawfish.
often used as a nickname.

adj. small, not very much. to scrape or save a portion.

n. "boy, i sure loves me some skrimps!", kaleb said

adj. "word, yo! gives me a skrimp of them delicious skrimps.", caleb replied

by winksie April 14, 2008

skrimpz

food tha cost mad money or tha smell of a girl stank puzzy

i wanna eat me sum skrimpz
yo tha gurl puzsy smelln skrimp son

by J tha pimp dada J kar mel bay bay pimp July 3, 2003

Skimp Life

Nothing every really works out for you on a day-to-day basis. Things never go well but you roll with it anyway. When you get to the beach, it rains. When you withdraw money from the bank, it's a gamble if you'll get an insufficient funds fee. When you do have five dollars, you have to decide if you want substinance for life (food) or some brews. (You always choose brews.)

"Dude you just got shat on by a bird." -Yea I know, skimp life.

"How many tall boys you gonna buy?" Well I have enough money for one hot pocket or three beers so it looks like I'm drinkin.

"Skiiiiiiimp Liiiiiiife"

by DJ ADDaBOY June 11, 2010

Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

by James Peters January 21, 2006