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Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
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Shovelling

Intimate, yet rapid hand movement made between a naked man and woman, made whilst bathing in a room filled with unsuspecting witnesses in the absence of any forgiving bathing paraphernalia such as bubble bath ....
Yeah she got that limp shovelling
by unsuspecting witness #8 July 12, 2011
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Skraelings

Vikings named the native americans skraelings. However, another word "skrullinger" is a modern norwegian word for "primitive ones". Perhaps the natives were so primitive that the Vikings had to name them what they were. The pilgrims who came hundreds of years later named them Indians, perhaps the pilgrims were uneducated.
Let's go make fun of the skraelings.
Din skrulling, ikke slå på tv'en, trykk på knappen! (You skraeling, dont hit on the tv, press on button!)
by Vikingf00k December 15, 2008
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Swovering

The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.
My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.
by Clevered March 14, 2019
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Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!
Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks
by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014
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shovelling fog

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs
by John Coleman Trebil April 11, 2008
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shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.
john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"
by Shovel King July 29, 2011
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