Skoompie

Call your friends this when you know they’re lying vv

Friend: I sucked Jake’s dick last night it was great

Me: Omg really you are a skoompie!

Friend: Thanks?

Me: No problem you cock sucking fucking slutty whore

by Skaleah Skinhgston November 3, 2019

scoompa

A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.

(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?

by Dictionary definitions r us November 6, 2020

Skoomp

Skoomp is a code name for VAPE when you are at school.

You can also say skoomp if someone is coming and alert your friends.

YO MAN LEMME HIT THAT SKOOMP

AYY CAN I HIT YOUR SKOOMP G

SKOOMP! Yo he said skoomp hide yo shiiiii!!!

by Jwmv.s October 1, 2021

Skooma

A viscous, off green substance usually found under the toenails of homeless people in Manhattan, or on the inside of AAA batteries. If inhaled, injected, or comes into prolonged contact with skin, causes hallucinations similar to shrooms. And also causes you to feel so high you see floating people and fish swimming in dirt.

This shit ain't weed! This is skooma!

by Joe Bartolozzi's stupid cousin October 26, 2022

Skoompy

When you are in the mood for committing an act of hoeing or tho-otherness

She was feeling skoompy, wanting all that dick.

by skoompy February 25, 2025