skoo-op

girl that everybody considers a nasty slut but when no ones around your tryin to get her and same with your buddies

"shouting" look at the skoo-op down the street

by Ernie Sanchez November 7, 2007

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Scoombage

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.

Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..

by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

Skommunism

Skommunism is combining skill and communism together. This most commonly occurs in games with strong skill based matchmaking (SBMM). Titles such as Call of Duty: Warzone hold skommunist status. It involves reducing the skill gap so much that any retard that's just downloaded the game can pick up a gun and destroy a professional player with no effort at all. Skommunism allows equal chance for all players to kill each other whilst retaining braindead status.

1. Bro, this game is so skommunist.
2. The amount of skommunism in this game is atrocious.

by Bronze IV April 29, 2021

Skooge

A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey

1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?

by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018

skoodilypooping

Nanny Green's word for making out or kissing. Nanny Green being Hank and John Green's grandmother.

John Green: "I'm sorry we're late"
Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"

Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, it was totally jokes."
Nerdfighter 2: "Sweet. DFTBA!"

by nerdfighter2815 January 5, 2009

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020