Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

snookered

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!

Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!

by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018