shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

Shiturbate

Beating your meat and taking a crap at the same time. The most efficient thing to do after a long day.

Bro I was so tired after practice, I Shiturbated before I took a nap.

by fat stinker May 3, 2022

Siesturbate

When you fall asleep while masturbating.

Jake was having a wank and he fell asleep! He siesturbated!

by Renegadefaith March 22, 2024

siesturbate

When you fall asleep masturbating

Jake likes to have a nice, long siesturbate in the afternoon.

by Renegadefaith March 27, 2024