Skweem

Used as an adjective or verb filler, especially in an enthusiastic and emphasized way.

"Dude, you've got to be skweeming me right now"

"Oh my god I can't believe she did that, that skweems me off..."

by Corruptionfever45 December 6, 2014

skewtency

A combination of clock skew and network latency.

On the Internet, no two people or computers can ever agree on what time something happened, because no two computers ever have precisely the same time (the problem of clock skew), and it takes some small amount of time to even compare clocks (the problem of network latency).

The server wouldn't accept the signature because the signature's time stamp was 5:57pm, the server's local time was 5:59pm, and the allowable skewtency is only 60 seconds.

by arbang June 11, 2016

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 10, 2008

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011

shewee

shewee is a portable urinary device for women of all ages which allows them to urninate standing up, and without removing their clothes. It can also be used in the sitting position if you can lift yourself sufficiently to slide the shewee under your private parts. The motto is stand up and take control.

shewee stand to peeshewee pee standingshewee stand up and take control

by shewee angie March 7, 2009