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When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.
Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"
by 5 Finger Xbox April 27, 2011
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