Skeeter Leg

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008

yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018

Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

Skenger

Someone who attempts to act cool and believes they are extremely popular especially with the opposite sex, however in reality they are very unpopular, have few friends and no luck with girls.

Anthony thinks he's so cool, he's such a skenger

by TributeFV December 8, 2016

Skeeter Racked

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.

Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.

by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007