Skating Club of Boston 

Skating Club of Boston, commonly referred to as SCOB, or Shitty Cunts of Boston, is a skating club in Norwood, Massachusetts. It is a beautiful 3-rink facility newly built in 2020, with a gym, lounge, cafe, and even gorgeous waterfall features that tend to appear every few months. These incredible waterfall features give the rink a nice and wet atmosphere, since water can leak from the exploding pipes. Also, the constant half-broken down walls give the otherwise warm and comfortable rink a modern and industrial feel.

Even though the ice and the facility are considered one of the best in the country, the ice is mostly shit and the clients get treated like prisoners. Does everybody else in the country want to skate at SCOB? yes. Do they know that everybody in SCOB is depressed and in therapy? not quite. Neither do they know that the management still has to pay $70m to the construction company. But that’s ok because they just got a new $700k camera system for the gym. SCOB is the place to be if you are looking for little backstabbing bitches who have no life or the perfect place for a cute mental breakdown.

You can also have an encounter with the bitchiest of them all: Ma! Guaranteed to improve your day.

Person 1: Did you hear that Lexi goes to the Skating Club of Boston?

Person 2: Yeah she really is a shitty cunt of boston.

Skating Club of Boston by SluttySlayShit December 7, 2022

skating ring 

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

skating ring by Kevin September 18, 2004

skating on shell casings 

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

skating on shell casings by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

Skating fingers 

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.

Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.

Skating fingers by alicepancakes February 10, 2019

Skating goose 

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

Skating goose by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

Skating Thru T-Ville 

"Skating thru T-Ville" translates a "clean" also known as a nice truck or vehicle driving through the City of Thomasville Nc. A lot of people that skate thru t-ville go to the lookout for people to admire their vehicle.

He is Skating Thru T-Ville.

Skating Thru T-Ville by lnations July 30, 2023

figure skating

One of the hardest sports to master in the world. Requires balance, flexibility, strength, power, hand-eye co-ordination, tenacity and bravery. Figure skaters wear flesh-coloured tights and dresses/skirts so it is more aerodynamic for their movements, not because it is skimpy (see idiot above for inaccurate definition). Figure skaters are arguably the toughest athletes in the world, because of the dangerously slippery ice and no padding surrounding their bodies if they fall or crash. Also, their blades are 4mm thick which makes it very hard for them to balance. Also, after a hard day's work of skating, skaters may end up in tears every so often, because of the emotional and physical and mental pain. It's just that hard--but in the end, they always love the sport no matter what.

Figure skating is the best sport in the world. Ever. Period.

figure skating by BX15 June 16, 2008