awky sitch

A shorter version of "awkward situation"

Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia..
John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch!

by Sonson K June 18, 2007

sitch p

a cigarette where pieces of tobacca are torn off in order to support the smoking of marijuana in a popper bottle so the weed doesn't just fall through the tube

"Hey bro pass the "sitch p" i want to pack a popper.

by Brian Simmonds September 29, 2006

peep the sitch

A interrogative statement requesting the current status(peep) of the situation(sitch) unfolding nearby.

Abbreviation for "peeping the situation"

Bro, you go to the party first and peep the sitch, tell me if its poppin', then let me know if I should come down.

by dogchat May 22, 2009

Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

Bun of a sitch

Used instead of son of a bitch.

That bun of a sitch almost made me spill my beer!

by Nicole Iero November 26, 2005

bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.

1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?

by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012

Dec Sitch

Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.

"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."

"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"

by Fastball35 December 22, 2009