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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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swiss sense booty

A booty so good and soft you can use it as a pillow.
Guy 1: how did you sleep last night over by that girl?
Guy 2: I slept heavenly because she has a swiss sense booty
by kroepoek June 12, 2014
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sinseriously

Emphatically exhibits the sincerity of your seriousness. The classic use is to close a letter with it.
Dear Urban Dictionary:


Thank you in advance for considering “sinseriously” in your Urban Dictionary.

Were sinseriously to be included in The Urban Dictionary, that would make my day, perhaps even my week.

Sinseriously,
Cyprus Denton Fekks
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 19, 2010
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common sense media

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.
12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game
by iHateKaren 11 Pro Max July 9, 2020
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Sinder

Any adjective used to express that something as both sinful and sexy.
Our love is smoldering, next level, off the chart sinder.“
by Mslorilove October 27, 2020
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I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.
Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense
by AstralDivinity December 11, 2020
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The 7th Sense

An awakened sense of individuality. Understanding that you are not alone in the struggle to find a purpose in life and opening your eyes to reality.
The 7th Sense
In the irregularity that’s hard to understand, there’s a story that’s deeply hidden. Eyes are being opened, dreams are being read. It’s being awakened from a deep sleep. My seventh sense.
by tjtykdtkwjlmrjhjcj18 April 20, 2020
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