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Technological Singularity 

When we reach a point where we cannot understand our own technology, but it can understand us.
When mankind reaches a technological singularity, we're fucked.

quantum singularity 

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.
"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."
quantum singularity by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

The Singularity 

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.
Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans
The Singularity by Rickwinter October 3, 2020

Gastronomic Singularity 

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.
A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

portal singularity 

where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity