Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!

when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!

by michael foolsley December 6, 2011

Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.

Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.

by hirosawa March 10, 2020

Simpler

Even more simple than simple

I am simpler than Alexa !

by Baerrito November 30, 2017

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

simpcel

a rabid combo between a simp and an incel, only respects the women hes attracted to but still dishes out backhanded compliments as to not damage his toxic sense of masculinity.

a manipulative weasle by nature, they usually have an obsession with WWII or the military, never wash and use deodorant once in a blue moon

a: "hey that new girl your talking to seems nice"
b : "yeah shes not like these other hos, shes still below me tho but i will do anything for her"
a: "damn bro. you're kinda a simpcel"

by ALFX-3 March 18, 2022

Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023