Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

silco

Silco is a very hot man who is probablyover a thousand years old but still looks young. He is also a very bad person but nobody cares. He’s rich.

Damn, silco fucked me yesterday

by Kawakisimp December 13, 2021

Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.

Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!

by drocc1 July 24, 2006

salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015