leaks like a sieve

This generally refers to something not being able to retain fluid. A sieve is a piece of wire mesh, used to strain larger objects from fluid. Similar to a colander or strainer.

My nose leaks like a sieve, because I am sick.

by whoaubuh111 December 10, 2010

Sieve

a shitty goalie. Basically a duster, but as a goalie. Also known as a dehner.

That goalie is such a sieve

by Duster1234 September 18, 2012

Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.

I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.

by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008

Steved

When someone steals something from you. Alternative to the words robbed and jacked

I was sitting in the kitchen when my friend came and steved my phone.

by master-of-puppets969 October 4, 2009

Stevedave

a person who talks completely in snapple facts and doesn't know anything about physics.

One time, I went to the Gap and fell into this floppy pussy" Stevedave

by Maryhastheboobs September 29, 2010

steved

to get high on an hourly basis.

to be stoned, baked, high, anything involving drugs.

i am SOO steved right now.

by ChuXor October 21, 2003

sieve

A sieve is someone who cannot control their urge to pass on other peoples stories or secrets, often exaggerating or taking anecdotes out of context; aiming to humiliate .

Verb: to sieve, (sieving, sieved)

1. "Ok, I'll tell you, but don't sieve this to anyone"

2. "My secret would've been safe, if it wasn't for that sieve"

3. Willy the Sieve

by Francis Hunt OG January 17, 2008