Come at me sideways

Someone who assumes you did something you did not. When someone pops off at you without proof.

Larisa cussed me out for something I did not do. I told her to not come at me sideways.

by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009

sidewalk rule

When a man and a woman are dating, the man walks on the part of the sidewalk closer to the street and the woman walks on the inside of the sidewalk further from the street.

*girlfriend and boyfriend walking on the sidewalk not following the sidewalk rule*
woman: “let’s switch spots in order to obey the sidewalk rule”
man: “the what?”
woman: “…it’s time to break up”

by Grace knows best March 28, 2022

bugger me sideways

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens

well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming

by flite November 24, 2003

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Reverse sidewalk rule

When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.

Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Go Sideways

Jargon; most commonly found among enforcement officers, military, and those in similar circles, including criminals.

Used to describe when a tense situation, usually an operation of some kind, suffers a catastrophic breakdown and devolves into near-chaos, usually requiring violence and/or aggression to restore order.

Likewise, to say something "almost went sideways" means that such a breakdown was narrowly averted.

1) The drug bust went sideways when the dealer found the undercover cop's wire.
2) The bank robbery almost went sideways when someone set off an alarm, but the robbers got their money and got clear before the police could respond.
3) "Man, I hope this chopper patrol doesn't go sideways on us."

by Just A Dude August 26, 2012