sideman

sideman (adj) a fat fuck who just plays online poker all day he also does not have any friends and no one likes him cuz she smells he also isnt well with the ladies

Rob SIDEMAN is the biggest fucking retard out there if he walked up a flight of stairs he would break his ankle

by chris seymour March 12, 2005

Sideman

A person which intentionally leaves out a friend a special occasion e.g a birthday party or an event/outing

Tim is such a sideman he didn't invite me to Thorpe park. Look at those sidemen. What a side he just left me waiting.

by Pseudonym536 May 31, 2014

Sidemen

7 British idiots who dropped out of college but is making a living out of YouTube by acting autistic.

I watched the latest Sidemen Sunday video last night... It was cancerous.

by DatsAlright April 2, 2020

Sidemount

To sidemount is to climb onto (a female) for copulation, but in this case the male is partially or completely side-wise.

Her kid was sleeping on the other side her so I had to sidemount her.

by Hartter123 September 10, 2014

sidemen

Best youtubers out there.
A group of 7 men that make amazing content.

Members:
KSI: best laugh
w2s: funniest
vikkstar123: smartest
TBJZL: sweetest
zerkaa: best video creator
Miniminter: in love with jj

The sidemen are carrying YouTube.

by user25384927 August 12, 2022

Sidemen

7 men sucking each others dicks for views

Girl: OMG I LOVE THE SIDEMEN!!!
Quiet kid coming out of the shadows:
Quiet kid: Yeah, they sucked each others dicks for views...

by MexicanHipHopStar February 5, 2021

Sidemen

A bunch of cock -pulling, clout chasing faggots. Behz and KSI lgbt: Big Boys

Tobi: Virgin

Simon:Small penis vibes

Harry: Likes white (snort snort)

Vikk: Warzone God

Josh: Irrelavant and old dickhead
: What im just watching the Sidemen

1. Me: What the fuck bro
Brother: What im just wathcing the sidemen
Me: Please turn the gay porn off

by sC00by d00 May 26, 2020