Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008

Gamer's sideburn

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.

Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.

by Matrixcow March 24, 2010

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Sideburn Chaser

1. Anyone who follows Elvis Impersonators with hopes of being conquered by the King.
2. Women of any age (but usually 60+) that fantasize about having sex with Elvis that will settle for an Elvis Impersonator.

I can't believe all of the sideburn chasers that are here for the Elvis Convention.

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Negative Sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Mexican sideburns

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg

Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.

by Taumata March 10, 2008