shlumpy

The German word for whore.

That chick is a sheiza shlumpy. She gets around.

by Oscar Mayer April 22, 2005

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005

Finna shwump and finna scwoop

When your friend be looking like a whole-ass snack and you wanna hit it and quit it but then you realize you're in love with them.

Damn dude....Sean got me wanting to finna shwump and finna scwoop his ass <3

by Mia_Mae_420 July 12, 2019

Shlumpy

HOMO

The guy from what not to wear is a shlumpy.

by tom123456789wakawakawaka May 1, 2009

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004