shub niggurath

"The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction."

To sum it all up, the ultimate badass in everything awesome.

Holy shitcakes Batman! I just saw Shub Niggurath! I can die a happy human.

by Manzy May 13, 2005

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008

shrub monkeys

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!

Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.

by notoriousD August 26, 2008

shubbles

boobs butts hot cute

damn, what a shubbles

by HBomb94 May 7, 2018

shrub scout

A Lesbian

The two shrub scouts munched on each
others snatch

by ddcrabo October 14, 2003

shnuble

an erection that is so massive that it rips the skin on your penis

did you hear that Jake got a shnuble from seeing Trish in math yesterday?

by jack burtin February 16, 2008

Shlubby

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022