Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

Shwasted

(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".

Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.

by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008

schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

shvasted

when you get real drunk and you try to tell people your wasted but it comes out SHVASTED!

jeff monkman every friday and saturday night is shvasted.

by [e-mail] December 8, 2006