Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

by shatilmore July 18, 2007

Fo Shnitzel

A word equivelant to "fo shizzel" but it's said by white people who want to be black but can't be. Also said by big losers and retards.

Alli: Wow, did u really suck santa's little dick?
Rob (a little white boy): Fo shnitzel!

by Alli December 15, 2004

Shvitzer

(Yiddish/Slang) A Braggart. A silly person who always has to prove he's a "big shot", important or rich.

Sidney keeps talking about the Crystal Chandelier in his bathroom and his Shiny New Cadillac in his driveway. What a Shvitzer!

by Kingpin3 November 3, 2011

bitch shnitzel

although shnitzel is a type of food, normally turkey breast fried in a batter, when placed with bitch it is an affectionate term for a lady-friend, preferably not one who's easily offended

'hey there, my little bitch shnitzel'

by meellaah July 12, 2009

shnitzel

When one man defacates into anothers man outstretched foreskin

"bend over and give me a shnitzel"

by phil stinner January 24, 2008

Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

by JackBlack/TrickyTrav July 10, 2019