SHINGLING

The act of climaxing on a roof by yourself...

If you need to find me I'll be shingling on my house...

by RoofShingling November 11, 2022

Swindling

The semi polite way of saying your going to steal something.

I don't have any money until payday, I'll have to go swindling to get that new outfit i saw.

Friend 1 - That's a nice jacket, wherre is it from?
friend 2 - i swindled it from kmart.

by infectedslut November 29, 2022

shindingaling

Penis

Look at his shindingaling!

by Shindingaling March 15, 2024

shindingaling

a penis that is small aka a chode.

Jerry has a shindingaling.

by Jules Ash March 15, 2024

Shmingling

to mess around unnecessarily

dude wait! i gotta get my matcha so the girls would like me!
-quit shmingling dude! we're late!!

by Misry February 7, 2026

norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.

Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"

by recharge88888 November 23, 2020