Shmum

Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.

‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit’
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’

by Road Translations December 21, 2020

Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

by shou11 October 9, 2014

Shmumbled

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.

All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

shaumbra

A person searching spiritual enlightenment and awakening.

Person 1: Kevin's a shaumbra.
Person 2: Yeah, he loves meditating.

by IIIndigo August 29, 2017

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018