Awesome Irish person with blue eyes, and usually either blonde or dark brown hair. A Shurtleff is the best friend you can have .
by Jake Greenhealt September 10, 2016
Get the shurtleff mug.The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020
Get the Slurplemuff mug.A colour resembling purple but is not quite purple. It gives off Smurf vibes but has absolutely nothing to do with them.
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Get the Snurple mug.A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.
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Get the shurle mug.a little cunt who goes thorugh boys like how many times she takes a shit and she is an ugly slag and a big cunt
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1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.
3. Purple as a result of slurping.
1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.
3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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