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Stumble puff

A transient doper stumbling through the area looking for free drugs.
Me: hey, what is that stumble puff doing?
You: looking for a free puff, duh!
by QueenyOmygodess April 1, 2017
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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Snumbledore

Snape x Dumbledore. A relationship between an old, long-haired, purple-robe-clad closet-gay headmaster and his forever-alone ex-student who becomes a teacher.

Dumbledore: "What will you give me in exchange Severus...?"

Snape: "Anything..."
Snumbledore is my favourite Harry Potter pairing.
by misao129 October 29, 2012
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Stumble guys

When a boy is flirting with a woman through the use of a video game
“Hey Kristina. You trynna hop on stumble guys?”
Fuck no
by CharliemcdookieNickle May 8, 2022
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Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.
I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.
by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010
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stumbleine

Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.
by caitlin April 17, 2005
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shubbles

damn, what a shubbles
by HBomb94 May 7, 2018
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