shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

shtanky pushay

the smell of dirty sex

"i walked past this hoe the other day and she was very shtanky pushay"

by mirko spidalieri February 17, 2009

shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

by lily November 18, 2003

shrinkhala

A very sweet person who's great at keeping secrets . If you become friends with ,her you'll never regret it.

My friend is such a Shrinkhala

by Devil's God. March 13, 2018

shink so

norfolk corruption of the phrase "i should think so"

shaun-"are you coming down the pub tonight, dean ?"
dean-" shink so!"

by Shaun Newrick November 8, 2007

Shpinkas

A hairy, one eyed, no legs or arms, just paws-CREATURE.

can be used in substitution for cussing.

Oh my god, man. There's so many shpinkas jumping around.

by JHLAMN January 22, 2011

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018