Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Skrinkly

Like skrunkly, just the opposite. Meaning a bad, yucky pet that looks a bit funky or just a really, really ugly creature. Sometimes it can mean ugly in a cute way. Can also be used to describe the sound tinfoil makes when you scrunch it up a lot.

A: "Do you like my dog?"
B: "Ew no its skrinkly and ugly"
or
A: "Hey check this out
(A grabs tinfoil and scrunches it into a ball)
B: "What the hell why did you do that you know i dont like wen tinfoil is skrinkly"

by CR0WL33 February 16, 2022

shrinklage

an act of shrinking and wrinkling

hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!

by shrinklage February 27, 2009

Shrinky Dink

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.

Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)

by SM3393 January 9, 2009

Shrinkle

The physical reaction the body has when disappointed or defeated characterized by slumping of the shoulders, pouty lips, down cast eyes and hanging of the head.

If one is craving beans from Way To Go restaurant and upon ordering the waiter says we are out of our famous beans. The waiter could see me shrinkle after hearing the news.

by PedRitss December 26, 2009

Sprinkly

When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles develop on the tips of fingers and toes.

“I’ve had my toes in the hot tub so long my feet have become sprinkly.”

by Raeraerae17362784 May 11, 2018