Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

Shreveport Special

The act of having Sex with a fruit usually a watermelon

Josh was giving that watermelon the Shreveport Special

by KrispyKremer February 21, 2021

Shreveport Lousiana

Basically , a state where shooting &’ killings be happening.. we got cedar grove , cooperroad , lakeside , queensbourgh , hollywood , &’ some more hoods . Everybody be beefing and crap , so its not likely that you will come to Shreveport without getting popped, yu gone see crackheads on every corner , niggas selling shoes , raggedy ass corner store , badbuilt women cheating , dirty fonky niggas , &’ hoodrat kids with snotty noses &’ saggy pampers , in Shreveport yu gotta duck &’ dodge or yu gone get popped or grazed

Where yu stay ? Shiddd in Shreveport lousiana , my cousin just got popped not to long ago by his daddy .

by BigLitah October 20, 2021

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

Shreve

An act performed by a male in which the complete genetalia is tucked under and hidden behind the legs.

That wierd guy from the Silence of the Lambs movie was totally shreveing it.

by team_leo June 28, 2011

Shrivelly

The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.

- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"

by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010