poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013

slut shrapnel

Facial piercings, often indicative of the loose nature of the wearer

Guy 1: "Hey check out that chick!"
Guy 2: "The one with the slut shrapnel?"

by DMMD May 15, 2008

Testicular Shrapnel

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

by J. Power February 8, 2010

Butt Shrapnel

The remnants after having explosive diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking, Jeanie couldn't control her bowels and there was butt shrapnel all over the walls the next day!

by Cropdustingtheworld March 13, 2011

Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018

Fecal Shrapnel

The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.

“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.

by CEMS guy December 9, 2008

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005