Shrapnel Cars

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.

Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end

by shrapnel cars April 28, 2010

shrapnel dick

when one has a chainsaw dick

see poon wrecker

did you hear how matts shrapnel dick tore jenna's pussy apart!!!!

I can't hang out with lucy anymore cuz of my shrapnel dick

by way long wang March 9, 2008

Shrapnel Dropkick

The act of farting small bits of poop left over from a long bathroom break all over the face or chest of someone from a point-blank range. This is achieved by first barely wiping one's butt after pooping, then, when one wants to get revenge, puts their butt extremely close to the face or chest of the victim and farts as hard as he or she can.

Dude 1: "Have you heard of the new revenge/fetish meme?"

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1: "It's called the shrapnel dropkick. Look it up on UrbanDictionary."

by Lupo Borracio November 2, 2010

shrapnel legs

1) Legs that look like they've gone through world war II

Damn man, look at johnny! he got some shrapnel legs!

by LONGBEACHWESTSIDER June 14, 2010

Shrapnel piece

A foolish person who needs to shush 🤫

Nathan Richardson is a shrapnel piece.

by Lanagan420shush April 6, 2022

dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

by Davester75 August 18, 2013

Pussy Shrapnel

an effect of wing-manning when you receive the excess pussy after a friend of yours takes the initial pussy bomb, especially when the wingman is exceptionally hot.

"Dude, you gotta come with me to the bar, all the girls will be all over you and then i can pick up the pussy shrapnel."

by CoffeeDrinker April 9, 2010