anal sphincter

The butt muscle that cuts off your poop and keeps the rest of your poop in your bung.

My anal sphincter is so lose that I can't feel myself poop anymore.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.

Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.

by Snipediddy September 8, 2005

Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010

schphincter

a technical name for asshole. Usually used to insult someone

Tash is a real schphincter,
Tash has a cat named pebbles, it has a big schphincter

by boi107 January 26, 2009

shinterjection

At a party or dinner , the sharp kick under the table you give to your partner to indicate that whatever it is they are saying, they must stop saying it right now.

charma: "if it was not for my shinterjection, u would have already spilled the beans."
mj: "fuck man, was it so close."
charma: "yeah, u almost said it."
mj: "thank god!!!"

by its_aks November 15, 2005

Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

by Wes L November 12, 2005

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009