text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

wonder showzen

Here's what Wonder Showzen is:

Take 1 (one) concept of a children's show, and twist and mutilate the shit out of it for about 10 minutes. Then stretch it out and rub it underneath your crotch like a bath towel. Then throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Then take a piss and a shit on it. Then pour your Heineken on it and light it on fire. Then piss out the fire. Then dump LSD pills and used syringes on it. And then roll it up into a huge Zig-Zag paper and smoke it. And VOILA!! Wonder Showzen!!!

Wonder Showzen is the funniest, most twisted thing I have ever seen on the television screen. If Philo Farnsworth (inventor of the television) knew what Wonder Showzen was back when he was inventing TV, he'd immediately cancel all of his plans and immediately proceed to shoot himself in the head.

by Sultan May 19, 2005

Showah

something that is really good or "amazing"

u got sum showah skills
get 2 kno about my showah movements

by Veepa September 30, 2007

Showman

Someone who over exaggerates the fuck out of things
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies

You are the biggest showman ever.
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman

Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap

Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH

by ELOCO17 May 24, 2018

Showcase Showdown

The round on The Price Is Right where a big wheel is spun and three players have already played their pricing games. The object is to come as close as you can to $1.00--WITHOUT GOING OVER. Getting the $1.00 (the 100) directly or in a combination of two spins (the two have to equal 100 or $1.00) awards $1,000 ($5,000 if a Million Dollar Spectacular). Landing on the green sections (5 and 15) during the bonus spin earns you $10,000 (previously $5,000) and landing on the 100 again on the bonus spin earns you $25,000 (previously $10,000). Players (and most often the host) can also be booed when they do not get the wheel around at least once.

"And now, here's Drew Carey (or Bob Barker) with the Showcase Showdown!" announcer Rich Fields said after announcing the consolation prizes or products for promotional consideration if the show is in a rerun.

by WM86 January 13, 2009

showmance

When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show.
Once the run is over so is the romance.
The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television.
The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: It's just a showmance, Cicely is just dating Anthony just to make Edgar jealous.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: They're not. It's just a showmance, Anthony is gay.

by Bif Loman July 17, 2006

wonder showzen

a fucked up show that messes with your head hardcore, especially if you are tripping balls at 3:00 in the morning. totally suggest watching it if you have some shrooms handy.

i watched wonder showzen last night and now i wanna try every drug there is possible and kill everyone.

by crackilla April 22, 2006