Shtwitter

Twittering while shitting.

Hey guys I'm totally shtwittering right now, plus I'm a faggot!

Don't bother me while I'm shtwittering BITCH!!!!

I've been shtwittering so long my asshole burns.

by Kutronic July 30, 2010

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

by misterich September 8, 2013

street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

Geneva, Switzerland

an awesome party city located in Switzerland (the middle of Europe). Geneva is full of International schools and students, as well as bars and night clubs. The drinking age in Geneva is 16, which would explain the awesomeness of the city, as well as the behavior of high school students. WE PARTY HARD IN GENEVA!

Rex- Yo, it's time to partay!
Ahmed- I love living in Geneva, Switzerland. I'm 16, so I can get into bars.. Legally!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003