showercurtaining

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.

Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.

by Hydehun March 5, 2021

showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."

Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!

by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

showerbag

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.

My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet

by ptbi September 14, 2010

showergardening

if or when you take place in trimming or shaving the bush around your genitals. It can work for both guys and girls.

John- "what took you so long to shower?"

Jenni- "I was showergardening!"

by lacrossekid80 May 6, 2008

Showerjack

To steal shower first even though another roommate or family member is getting ready for a shower, leaving them to wait impatiently for you in their bathrobe or towel.

Just as Tina prepared to enter the bathroom, she could hear that her roommate had showerjacked, and was stuck waiting for another hour.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg April 25, 2011

Showerbate

When one goes to take a shower with the intention of both showering for the sake of showering, and also using the opportunity to masturbate.

Dude, I could hear Josh in there. He totally ditched us to showerbate.

by Xiwt June 21, 2012

showeraoke

n. The act of singing while in the shower with other people within earshot. See karaoke.

Robyn slept over and in the morning she had a real showeraoke session going on. It was Celine Dion at that!

by KindaSqueeze October 18, 2008