Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.

“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020

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Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.

"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"

by The Informant99 January 3, 2012

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I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

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shittermittens

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack

"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"

by mattimer October 4, 2011

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