Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

shortening

Solid fat used to make pastry.

I don't eat shortening based products anymore.

by manulojose November 4, 2014

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Sportsing

Describing people who play or watch sports in a sarcastic and rude way.

To make light of sports in general.

My roommates had friends over to watch football. Their sportsing was really annoying me.

by Lawrence Dean August 15, 2020

SHARPSKIN

Sharpskins or Skinheads against racial prejudice founded in 1986 New York, are politically motivated skinheads heavily influenced by communism and marxist ideology. They have a romanticized version of the origins of skinhead subculture that depicts a racially harmonious late 60s Britian subculture. They are recognizable by their Trojan helmet patch with sharpskin written around it. They are opposed to racism, Fascism, or generally anything from conservative onwards.

"There's a sharpskin down the pub"
"well let's go say hello"

by Ian Donaldson April 12, 2021

shotski

A ski with five shot glasses on it. Good for bonding over alcohol.

Not invented, but perfected at the cross country compound of the University of Colorado -Colorado Springs.

Bro! That shotski got me so hammered last night! You guys are awesome!

by Frank Babo September 8, 2011

shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.

1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."

by boingat January 16, 2005