shirtlifter

1. An active homosexual male
2. An indecisive Australian Rules football player

1. "Stay in front of me, ya bloody shirtlifter"
2. "Kick it, ya shirtlifter, some of us have got to work on Monday"

by Agg August 10, 2003

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

Shortstack

1. a small pile of pancakes

2. a short person, particulary female

DAMN SHORTSTACK! it's ok! we can't all be normal height!

by yo mama! December 15, 2003

shortstealth

A small or "hidden" penis.

that boy has a shortstealth

by ideekay August 23, 2007

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020