Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

shorkel

A Member of the Illuminati

I AM A shorkel .EVAN, ROBERT, COLLYN, THIS IS JEAN, HOW ARE YOU.

by Xx_Jean_xX April 28, 2015

Snorkie

A Snorkie is a mixed dog breed of a Yorkshire Terrier and a Schnauzer/Miniature Schnauzer

"Aww, you have such a cute dog, what breed are they?"

"Oh, she's a Snorkie!"

by anonymous December 19, 2020

shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shookie

That sad stoner friend

Damnit shookie Istg if you don't stop listening to depressing music

by Sis I don't know April 3, 2019

Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

by KAOT November 12, 2004